COMUNE snowboarder, small town playboy, and chemical connoisseur Ben Rice finally got his ass handed to him… Here’s what he had to say about his facial adjustment: “Well, I managed to get the shit kicked out of me by three big mountain bike bros. To top it off I lost my camera. They fucked me up, two black eyes, and one soar nose. After they beat the shit out of me for a while me and Tim Larrogs had to run from them. It sucked… They must have been some kind of athletes, maybe Kenyans because the were as fast..
COMUNE snowboarder, small town playboy, and chemical connoisseur Ben Rice finally got his ass handed to him…
Here’s what he had to say about his facial adjustment:
“Well, I managed to get the shit kicked out of me by three big mountain bike bros. To top it off I lost my camera. They fucked me up, two black eyes, and one soar nose. After they beat the shit out of me for a while me and Tim Larrogs had to run from them. It sucked… They must have been some kind of athletes, maybe Kenyans because the were as fast as the wind. They chased us for a while until they tripped over some shit and we got away. I woke up this morning barely able to open my eyes. Oh yeah, I ran and got the shit kicked out of me in my Georgio Brutinis like a champ motherfucker!”
-Ben Rice-
by Corey
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wait so what was there reason?
just another victim of TESTOSTERONE
I dunno where this took place but you should look into getting a concealed carry handgun permit in whatever state this is in then next time you can defend yourself even if there are multiple attackers. That sucks though. I’ve been mugged and sucker punched and beaten the shit out of all in one go and I wish we had concealed carry in Canada.